Testosterone

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The other day I watched Terminator: Salvation.
John Connor is the shit (he was since he was 12 fucking years [with the exception of Terminator 3 which was simply... rubbish]).


After watching 300 I thought I would never feel so much testosterone in a movie...

... but I was wrong.

There was born MARCUS WRIGHT.


Marcus exudes so much testosterone I even felt how the hair started to grow over my chest.
Marcus is so tough and manly he shits landmines and pees napalm.
Marcus is like the 300 inside one unique body.
All the men of the world are pussies compared to Marcus.
Marcus is THE MAN.


Nuff said.

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Jei-chan's avatar
XDDDDDDDD Pisses napalm XDD *ROFL'D*

He is all that is man. BUT he isn't the only one! That is too much responsibility for one man. He must share the title with others. D: LAWLZ Noiry has chest hair thanks to Marcus. XDD